Fellow travellers, when is this nation (and the world for that matter!) going to realize that climate change is real, that man is causing it and that the science is in!

Take this terrifying storm in Perth. It was the worst that city has had so far this whole millennium! How could you possibly deny the link?

Of course, appalling peenie-waving Premier Colin Barnett has deemed that it was a "natural" disaster. Talk about blaming the victim! It was as unnatural as a disaster can be, since it simply would not have occurred had humans not been burning fossil fuels all these years and choking Gaia with their evil smog. (Speaking of whom: I suspect She was particularly unimpressed with Barnett's election. No doubt She increased the storm's ferocity to express Her condemnation, just as She made a pointed anti-Bush statement with Hurricane Katrina.)