Well, well, well, isn't this interesting. The scientific community is having conniptions over the discovery of a life form that can live only on arsenic. "Huh? That's just not possible!" they shriek, brandishing their yellowing old biology textbooks. "It's against all the rules of nature!"

Well, it is possible. And they'll just have to accept it. But it's obviously going to take a while. Old thought habits die hard, after all - particularly when they have been inculcated into the scientific c...
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Fellow tavellers, Gaia does not make mistakes. There really isn't such a thing as a "natural disaster". As we all know, that which is natural is always good. So how can it ever be "disastrous"?

Even when there is a lot of destruction, you can always find a lesson in the rubble. Take this earthquake in New Zealand. Those who do not appreciate and worship nature like we do would not notice the significance of the location of the earthquake's epicentre - just near Christchurch.

Christ. Church...
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Fellow travellers, sadly the aliens I was expecting during Earth Hour didn't show up! I was deeply mystified and disappointed.

It is very difficult to know why this might have been. It is hard to understand the motives of those who are more spiritually evolved than you are, after all. (I know this from personal experience. My many critics - who are locked in their primitive, materialist mindsets - just can't understand where I'm coming from. So, full of fear and confusion, they accuse me of h...
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Oh joy. Joy and cat dancing! One of our intergalactic fellow travellers has decided to pay us a visit.

Significantly, the alien has flown over Chipping Norton, in Sydney's west. And Sydney is the very city in which Earth Hour began some three years ago. And when is Earth Hour? On the last Saturday of March, which is only 3 days hence!

Clearly, this is no coincidence. These highly spiritually evolved aliens are telling us that they approve of our mind-expanding, planet-loving ritual. And while t...
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