Chris Caswell, that poor goldfish, and animal rights

December 26, 2010
Fellow travellers, as you well know I care deeply about the welfare of animals - or as I call them, non-human people. That's why I have been both saddened and ultimately heartened by this story about a tropical fish swallowed whole by an appalling Brit called Chris Caswell. Not only was the poor gilled being treated barbarically by the hoon, but the journalist who reported the story couldn't even decide on its classification.

I mean, the article linked above refers to it as alternatively a guppy and a goldfish. But these are clearly distinct varieties of fish! Their confusion in print constitutes a clear case of speciesism, and is therefore a further violation of the sadly deceased's identity. This is distressing, though hardly surprising. The Fourth Estate has a long way to go when it comes to treatment of women and minorities, let alone aquatic fauna!

One speciesist reactionary - at whose frightful blog I learned about the incident - thinks that taking the fish-torturer and killer to court is "a great waste of money".

On the contrary it is money well spent. Frankly, it's about time that we non-animal creatures started treating our brethren (and sistren) across the genetic divide as equals, not inferiors.

So, paying experts to ascertain how much a fish suffers when swallowed by a human is an excellent start. And I hope and expect that soon experts will be paid (and paid well!) to make similar judgements about the pain a fish goes through when caught on a hook, impaled by a speargun, or slowly suffocated in a net. Then, and only then, will we know that the scales of justice are truly starting to turn - and turn for good!
 

Assange's accusers, their lawyer, the CIA and the truth

December 26, 2010
Fellow travellers, if there was any doubt that the sex crime accusations against the heroic Julian Assange are false, there certainly isn't now.

You see, Assange's accusers' Swedish lawyer has now officially denied that there is any CIA involvement in the case. He says his clients are not pawns; they've had their "sexual integrity" violated. Now, we know from many previous cases involving that sinister organ of the AmeriKKKan Empire (and others like it) that whenever those representing the su...
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Julian Assange, Lee Harvey Oswald, and "Jack Ruby-style" CIA killings

December 24, 2010
Fellow travellers, I am now starting to fear for the life of the great Julian Assange! The reason? Because he holds these fears himself. And since he is a man synonymous with the Cold Hard Truth, we must take these concerns very seriously indeed.

Speaking to the Guardian, Assange said that if he were extradited to AmeriKKKa there's a good chance he'd be killed "Jack Ruby-style". This quote confused me at first, because we all know Jack Ruby as a killer, not a murder victim. Was Assange implyi...
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Muslim group's critique of Christmas deemed evil by bigoted Britons

December 24, 2010
Fellow travellers, one thing that always angers me is how Christians are so intolerant of other people's worldviews. Be they worshippers of other gods, or none at all, Bible thumping conservatives just won't let them be.

Take the controversy over a planned campaign against Christmas by a group of UK Muslims. This collection of concerned and quite courageous citizens is rather insensitively labelled an "Islamic hate group" in this article.

Organisers plan to put up thousands of placards around t...
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More Aboriginal women in the West Australian mining industry

December 23, 2010
Fellow travellers, as we all know racism and sexism often go together, particularly in the media. This is to be expected, since the whole paradigm is dominated by white male peenie wavers.

And sometimes this sinister subtext exists even in stories that appear at first to be attempting to deconstruct that depressing state of affairs. Take this article about how there are more and more Aboriginal women working in West Australian diamond mines. The whole tenor of the piece implies that this deve...
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Rap News, Julian Assange and the News World Order

December 22, 2010
Fellow travellers, being as philosophically, politically and spiritually evolved as I am, it's very rare that I can actually speak highly of another human being. But I certainly can in the case of WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange. Frankly, the more I learn about him, the more impressed I am. While he's not in my league - and never will be, of course - he's certainly getting quite close.

Not only is he a brilliant computer hacker who has made complete fools of the entire Western world and all ...
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North Korea's threat over that Christmas tree is more than justified!

December 22, 2010
Fellow travellers, as you well know I abhor violence. But I have to admit that in some cases it is justified. Here is a case in point: That cruel capitalist nation South Korea has decided to provoke atheist, communist North Korea by lighting up a giant Christmas tree near the border.

As one who is regularly driven to nausea by the orgy of greed and consumerism that is Christmas in Australia, I certainly know where my fellow travellers in Pyongyang are coming from.

Not only is this a case of re...
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Dr Joanne Faulkner slams Santa, speaks truth to white power

December 15, 2010
Fellow travellers, even though it can be a very unpleasant experience visiting the loony right-wing reaches of the blogopshere - which are so rancid with the stench of sexism, racism, and climate change denialism that afterwards I always have to have a peppermint tea and a good lie down - it is certainly worth doing so on a regular basis. As they say, it's important to know your enemy.

(And when I say "enemy", I don't mean it in the "pro-war" sense, BTW. I am - like all of you, my fellow trav...
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Gooseberry Hill fire proof of global warming. Skeptics blind, as usual

December 13, 2010
Fellow travellers, one thing that I find extremely annoying about appalling right-wing peenie-waving climate change denialists is how they constantly bleat about how there's "no actual evidence" for global warming, and that it's "all just a theory" about what's "going to happen in the future" based on "dodgy computer models".

Yet time and again there is irrefutable evidence of a catastrophically warming planet right before their very eyes! Take this fire in Gooseberry Hill on the outskirts of...
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Animal Kingdom, bad box office and speciesism in the cinema

December 13, 2010
Fellow travellers, as any of us who has worked in Australia's thriving arts sector knows only too well, Australian films are without doubt the best in the world! But sadly, local audiences are usually too stupid to appreciate them. Consequently they often fail to attract substantial crowds and lose money.

Of course, I don't consider box office failure a problem in itself, since I am against the profit motive in principle. However, it is undeniably unfortunate that every time an Aussie movie l...
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