Tim Flannery, Gaia and ant colonies

April 10, 2011
Fellow travellers, why am I not surprised that the appalling Andrew Bolt thinks that our Tim Flannery's latest searing insights into the state of our planet and its potential future are "wild" and (as he said on the radio) "freaky".

But there is nothing unscientific or totalitarian about Professor Flannery's theories. They are clearly logical and undeniably egalitarian. I mean, what could be more fair and equal than a society that does not banish nature and all its teeming life forms as "the other", hmmm?

As we all know, Gaia is wise. And to fuse with Her consciousness (and She is definitely conscious, as Tim has previously explained) will necessarily create a more harmonious planet. Human societies, being so dependent on nature and therefore Gaia, can only benefit. We on the green left have no trouble understanding these liberating concepts. But they clearly require more advanced and compassionate thinking than poor Mr Bolt and his ilk are capable of.

The distinguished professor's metaphor of ant societies is actually a very good one. Yes, we humans are like ants - or at least we have the potential to be. Societies such as Australia's are quite organized, with different castes having different roles and functions. Yet sadly they are also deeply dysfunctional, and quite seriously out of whack.

For example, in the paradigm of broadcasting and mass media, the eeevil, planet-raping conservative mindset so grotesquely displayed in the rantings of Bolt himself is quite established and almost dominant.

But as we inevitably continue to fuse our smaller collective consciousness with Gaia's much larger one, as our Tim is predicting, this sad state of affairs will be reversed. Eventually the toxic deviation from this new awareness will be lovingly absorbed and neutralized and there will be no disagreement whatsoever - particularly when it comes to environmental issues. We will all simply be part of the same wise mind.

Of course this is a gradual, natural process. And we usually shouldn't interfere when nature is doing its work. But this is a special case. We really don't have a minute to waste, fellow travellers. Because of man's appalling rape of the environment, dangerous climate change is already upon us. If we don't combat it with initiatives such as this visionary carbon tax then we could reach that dreaded tipping point and go beyond the point of no return!

That's why we must agitate to silence Bolt and his ilk now! If they get their way, and the carbon tax is defeated, Gaia will simply not want to have anything more to do with us. And the blissful, harmonious utopia that the good professor envisions simply won't occur. So, being restless and agitated about this particular possibility is not only understandable - it's highly recommended.

Yes, fellow travellers, in the grand scheme of things we are all just ants, but some are a lot antsier than others. And a good thing too!
 

John Gordon's song "Australia (Whore of the World)" and feminism

April 8, 2011
Fellow travellers, as you all know, Western society is based upon prejudice and bigotry. Sadly, almost every established institution we have is there to serve the whims of appalling white male peenie wavers. That is why our "civilization" is rife with discrimination and oppression.

We on the left certainly have no lack of targets to subvert and ultimately destroy (in a compassionate way, of course). But the fact that there are just sooo many of them can complicate this process somewhat.

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Thoughts on the pro and anti carbon tax rallies in Sydney

April 3, 2011
Fellow travellers, there has been much talk in the media about recent anti carbon tax rallies. One increasingly common angle is that they have been the result of a genuine grass roots movement of working class Aussies angry about Julia Gillard's "lies".

This is obviously not the case. As we all know, the great unloofahed are overwhelmingly shiftless and apathetic. You couldn't rouse them with a cattle prod. All they want to do is stare blankly at their plasma televisions and guzzle McMuffins a...
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The boxer Tony Abbott and his fighting words

April 2, 2011
Fellow travellers, we all know that white male Christian conservatives are seething with inner violence, determined to inflict as much damage upon women, minorities and non-human persons (animals) as possible. The perfect example is that Neanderthal budgie-smuggling pugilist Tony Abbott.

The man is clearly a concentrated ball of hatred and anger. It's obvious every time he appears on the television. There's the always confrontational body language, the patriarchal walk. And his language is jus...
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Gillard's attack on the Greens leaves us hurt and bewildered in Fremantle

April 1, 2011
Fellow travellers, I'm really starting to wonder what is going on in our PM's mind at the moment. Her behaviour does seem to be very odd. I mean, she's just attacked her official partners in government with some astonishingly extreme and false claims. She's clearly trying to create a real perception of difference between Labor and the Greens in the tiny minds of the great unloofahed.

Here is some of what she said:

The Greens will never embrace Labor's delight at sharing the values of everyday...
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Our ABC besmirched: Accusations of bias in Q&A Twitter feed

March 29, 2011
Fellow travellers, one of the most appalling trends in mainstream media discourse lately is this increasing perception that the ABC is somehow biased to the left. This is just completely false, and only a revolting right-wing reactionary would say such a thing.

The vile accusers making this offensive claim seem to be particularly fixated on Q&A for some reason. They say the show is guilty of bias in several ways, including the selection of guests. But haven't you noticed, they actually have c...
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Stephan Lewandowsky, sockpuppets and the murder of Alene Composta

March 28, 2011
In his usual swaggering manner the execrable Tim Blair compares fellow traveller Stephan Lewandowsky to Alene Composta, whom the good professor quite understandably took to be a real person.

Now, what's really depressing about Stephan's piece at The Drum is that it clearly shows that he too has now adopted the dominant narrative on Alene: That she was a blogging sockpuppet created with the sole and malicious intention of embarrassing the ABC. (Jonathon Holmes is another progressive duped by t...
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Tanya Plibersek destroys Scott Morrison on Lateline

March 26, 2011
If anyone is in any doubt whatsoever about just how eeevil the Liberal Party is then they should have a look at this debate on the ABC's Lateline between the abominable Scott Morrison and the sassy, feisty and undeniably empowered Tanya Plibersek.

Here she is saying what really needs to be said about those shameful and mysogynous signs calling Julia Gillard a witch and a bitch at that wingnut rally against the carbon tax:

TANYA PLIBERSEK: There needs to be an apology from the Leader of the Op...
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Andrew Bolt and Tim Flannery on MTR 1377 and that "thousand years" quote

March 25, 2011
In a nauseating display of triumphalism, the appalling Tim Blair describes an entirely reasonable admission from Tim Flannery in his interview with Andrew Bolt on MTR1377 as if it was some gigantic faux pas that "blows the entire scam wide open".

The offending quote was this:

If we cut emissions today, global temperatures are not likely to drop for about a thousand years.

Far from exposing some kind of scam, it just shows how wise, visionary and far-thinking Professor Flannery is. It also reve...
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Alene Composta "suicide" faked by bloggers who killed her

March 24, 2011
Fellow travellers, I'm sure many of you know of the final post on Alene Composta's blog. It appears not to have been written by Alene herself, but by her two sons. And from their writings we learn that Ms Composta had actually killed herself.

Well, some may say that this completely disproves my theory that she was a real person who was murdered by eeevil right wing bloggers who resurrected her online identity for their own abominable purposes.

I must admit that this latest revelation did flum...
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Derek Sapphire
Fremantle
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